House- -final- -witchuus- - Welcome To The Peeg

And the last word— witCHuus — is not a typo. It’s the name of the thing that watches from the stairwell’s blind spot. The one that decided you should be here.

Here’s a short, atmospheric piece based on your title. I’ve treated it as a title card or opening narration for a surreal/horror-comedy audio drama or game. Welcome To The Peeg House- -Final- -witCHuus-

So hang your doubt on the crooked hook by the non-existent door. Mind the floorboard that groans your grandmother’s maiden name. And if a Peeg offers you tea— And the last word— witCHuus — is not a typo

…say thank you. Then run in place until you wake up somewhere else. Here’s a short, atmospheric piece based on your title

And the pigs? Oh, they’re not pigs. They’re Peegs . One letter off from the world you knew. That letter is the price of admission.