Cut to Jade in the shadows, smirking. “That’s weakness. I would’ve burned the courtyard down.” (She lights a small napkin on fire, then panics and stomps it out.) Musical Number (New Original Song for the Episode) Title: “The Birthweek Song (Full Version)” Style: Piano ballad → full rock anthem (à la “Dark Horse” transition)
The entire school is singing Tori’s song—but they think Trina wrote it. Trina basks in the glory, wearing a sash that says “BIRTH WEEK QUEEN (ALL WEEKS).” Victorious Season 1 Ep 7
“Each candle’s just a little grave / For the year you couldn’t save / But blow them out and make a wish / For the cake and not the fish.” Choreography: Starts with Tori alone at a piano. By the final chorus, the entire cast performs a synchronized stomp-clap routine in the courtyard, ending with Trina lifted on a chair like a queen—then dropped (safely, comically). End Tag Scene (Post-Credits) Sikowitz is alone in his classroom, humming the song. He picks up a coconut, pretends it’s a microphone, and performs an overly dramatic, crying version. Beck walks in. Cut to Jade in the shadows, smirking
Trina (beaming): “I know. I’m deep.” Trina basks in the glory, wearing a sash
Sikowitz appears, applauding. “Trina, that song moved me to tears. And I once cried at a car alarm because I thought it was a dying goose.”