Uncle Grandpa Series -

"Where were you?"

She takes a giant, triumphant lick.

"Exactly! And sometimes the main character just... sits on a porch. And that's okay." Uncle Grandpa Series

He pulls out a tiny ukulele and starts playing elevator music. Nobody claps. Nobody turns around. He smiles wider. "Where were you

(louder) "Hello? Earth to coolest people in the universe?" Uncle Grandpa Series