A black screen. A single sound: “I’m a dude playin’ a dude disguised as another dude.” Then a heartbeat. Then a voice—Kirk Lazarus, still in Sgt. Lincoln Osiris makeup—whispering from inside a shipping container:
We see Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller) in full prosthetic makeup as “Simple Jack,” but the scene is nine minutes long and deeply uncomfortable. After the third “You m-m-m-make me wanna have a b-b-b-baby,” the director (a cameo by David O. Russell , screaming) forces Tugg to do 27 takes. Tugg breaks down sobbing, not as Simple Jack, but as himself. “I sold my soul for a Razzie,” he whispers. The scene ends with a title card: This footage was deemed “too mean for Hollywood” – so we put it back in. Tropic Thunder -2008- -Unrated Director--s Cut-...
The title card slams down over a new cold open: A black screen
We hear clapperboards. Lights turn on.
“They forgot me here. The director’s cut never ends. Send… craft services…” Tugg breaks down sobbing, not as Simple Jack, but as himself
Then Les Grossman walks in. He holds up a phone.