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Not your safety. Not your experience. Not your autonomy. Our metrics. Our conversion funnels. Our sleek, minimalist design that breaks on your “legacy” user agent string.

Behind every “unsupported browser” is a developer who decided not to write the fallback code. Not because it was impossible, but because it was unprofitable. Or unfashionable. Or because the framework they used didn’t support it, and retooling the framework would take three extra days. And in the velocity-driven logic of the web, three days is a geological era. This browser is not supported

Often, the site works fine. You just have to dismiss the warning. Click past the fear. The red banner disappears, and the content loads anyway. Because “not supported” rarely means “impossible.” It almost always means “we didn’t test it, and we’re afraid.” Not your safety

And that is the difference between a technical limitation and a cultural statement. Our metrics

But here’s the deeper cut:

So maybe that’s the real post.