The Mortuary Assistant — Switch Nsp -eshop-

I thought the Switch version would be tamer. Handheld mode, brightness halfway down, cat on my lap. Comfort horror.

Five stars. Never playing again. The Mortuary Assistant is out now on the Nintendo eShop. Download if you dare. And if the game asks for your blood type… lie. The Mortuary Assistant Switch NSP -eShop-

I saved. I quit. I deleted the NSP from my SD card. But the icon stayed on my home menu for three hours. And when I finally went to sleep, I dreamed I was embalming myself. I thought the Switch version would be tamer