The Memorandum Vaclav Havel May 2026

At one point, a character laments that to get a simple piece of paper, you need to fill out Form 9B, but to get Form 9B, you first need approval from the department that only exists on Form 9B. Sound familiar? Havel understood that systems don't just fail—they actively consume the people they are meant to serve.

Why Ptydepe? According to the mysterious leadership, English, Czech, and German are too "emotional" and "imprecise." Ptydepe is designed to strip away all human feeling, leaving only pure, logical, sterile information. The problem? No one understands it. It is unpronounceable. Its grammar requires a slide rule. The Memorandum Vaclav Havel

We laugh at corporate buzzwords, but Havel shows they are dangerous. When leaders invent a new vocabulary (Ptydepe), they aren't trying to clarify; they are trying to gatekeep. If you don't speak the secret language of the month, you cannot question authority. You are automatically stupid. At one point, a character laments that to

Havel’s genius villain, Ballas, isn't a screaming tyrant. He is polite, quiet, and obsessed with "efficiency." He never raises his voice. He just changes the language overnight and watches the chaos. Havel warns us that the greatest threats to freedom are not angry dictators, but mild-mannered administrators who believe that humans are just "resources" to be optimized. Why You Should Read It Today You do not need to be a political dissident to appreciate The Memorandum . You just need to have ever been stuck in an IT support loop or forced to use a project management tool that makes things worse. Why Ptydepe

You’ll realize you aren't alone. You’re just living in the memo. What is the modern Ptydepe in your workplace? Is it "Agile methodology"? "AI integration"? Let us know in the comments below.

A new language. Even more complex. Called "Chorukor."