Girls, I have a situation. A romantic, tragic, deeply Southern situation.
I knew it. That necklace is the only thing in this house with a more dubious past than Blanche’s datebook. Act Two: The Living Room. Later.
You know, back in the Paleolithic era, your ancestors painted on cave walls. You, Rose, got the leftover rock and decided to lick it. The Golden Girls - Season 4
So George didn’t give me a priceless family heirloom. He gave me a bauble from a man who lost a poker game forty years ago.
Miss Devereaux? Interpol. We’ll be taking the necklace. Girls, I have a situation
The real Devereaux ruby was sold by George’s great-uncle in a poker game in 1958. He replaced it with this fake to save face. The fake was then stolen by a jewel thief known as “The Sicilian Squirrel.”
So what do we do? Bury it in the backyard like a sick hamster? That necklace is the only thing in this
So we gave five hundred dollars to a man who thought he was smarter than four women who share a bathroom?
