"Once you realize you have absolutely nothing left to prove, you become dangerous," says Dolores "D-Day" Chen, 80, a former librarian who now manages the gang's Instagram account (450k followers and counting). "We dress for ourselves. We speak for ourselves. And we drive as slow as we want in the fast lane because, honey, we paid for this asphalt."
By noon, they are at the local bowling alley. They don’t bowl. They perform choreographed lip-sync battles to Lizzo and Queen. By 3:00 PM, they invade the local supermarket for "Wine & Wandering," where they place googly eyes on all the vegetable produce and leave anonymous love notes in the frozen food aisle. Searching for- granny pussy gang in-All Categor...
The Sass-y Squad formed two years ago when a local developer tried to turn their community garden into a parking lot. Instead of writing letters, the women chained themselves to the backhoes wearing matching pink tracksuits. They won. They kept the garden, and they kept the tracksuits. "Once you realize you have absolutely nothing left
Why has the "Granny Gang" captured the entertainment zeitgeist? And we drive as slow as we want
"We aren't just sitting around waiting for the Reaper," says Margie "The Hammer" Hollingsworth, 72, a retired nurse with a shock of purple hair and zero visible wrinkles thanks to what she calls "spite and SPF 100." "We are the Reaper's problem. He has to wait for us."