The family group video call. Arjun's parents in Delhi. His mother shows the new curtains. His father asks, "What's the interest rate on your home loan?" Meera's mother messages separately: "That dress you wore yesterday? Too tight, beta."
The WhatsApp group "Dhillan Pride" explodes. A cousin in Canada sent $200 for the cow's feed. Uncle in Delhi is upset because no one wished him on his promotion. Grandfather types in all caps: "STOP FIGHTING. I AM TAKING A NAP." The family group video call
The daughter-in-law war. First wife wants paneer for lunch; second wife prefers chicken. Grandmother settles it: "Today veg, tomorrow non-veg." No one argues with her. His father asks, "What's the interest rate on your home loan
Arjun and Meera in bed. He says, "Should we have a baby?" She says, "Ask me after I get that promotion." He nods. She adds, "Also, your mother will move in if we have a baby." He sighs. The room is quiet. Then they both giggle nervously. They scroll phones for another hour—separately, together. Uncle in Delhi is upset because no one