Sam And: Cat Matthew

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door. sam and cat matthew

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out. (flips to another page) Under “odd skills” —

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants! Dice is on the couch

(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in?