Rick Ross never stopped being an exaggeration. But on Teflon Don , the exaggeration became art. He turned a fictional past into a functional future. He didn't just blow money fast; he blew the hinges off the door for a new generation of Southern storytellers. In the end, nothing stuck because nothing needed to. The man in the Maybach had finally figured out how to fly.
The album opens not with a bang, but with a synth swell. "I'm Not a Star" sets the stage: a Rick Ross who has achieved transcendence. But it is the second track, "Free Mason" (featuring John Legend and a posthumous, haunting JAY-Z verse), that establishes the album’s duality. Over a church-choir-meets-crack-house beat, Ross aligns himself with the Illuminati lore of the elite. JAY-Z’s verse—“Pluto is a graveyard / It’s got a dwarf planet / Since I’m the biggest rap star, that made me a giant”—is a passing of a torch that Ross was desperate to catch.
Teflon Don , released on July 20, 2010, via Maybach Music Group and Def Jam, is not merely an album; it is a pivot point. It is the moment Rick Ross stopped being a caricature and became a curator of a specific, intoxicating lifestyle. Over eleven tracks, Ross and a dream team of producers (Justice League, Lex Luger, Kanye West, and No I.D.) constructed a sky-rise of sound—opulent, violent, cinematic, and weirdly vulnerable. The title itself is a challenge: nothing sticks. No past, no criticisms, no questions about authenticity. Only the music remains. To understand Teflon Don , one must first understand the sonic landscape of 2010. Auto-Tune was beginning to fatigue; the blog-era indie rap was bubbling, but the streets craved a return to weight. Enter Lex Luger. While Luger would become the architect of the “Brick Squad” sound for Waka Flocka Flame, his work on Teflon Don —specifically the seismic "B.M.F. (Blowin’ Money Fast)"—changed the DNA of Southern hip-hop.
Then, the earthquake: "B.M.F. (Blowin’ Money Fast)" featuring Styles P. Built on a sample of the theme from 1970s Italian crime film The Cynic, The Rat & The Fist , Lex Luger’s 808s sound like artillery fire. The phrase “Blowin’ money fast, tell them niggas come and catch me” became a cultural slogan, parodied by President Barack Obama on the campaign trail. It is a minimalist masterpiece of menace. Ross’s flow is slow, deliberate, almost lethargic—a stark contrast to the frantic energy of the trap that would follow later in the decade. He is not running; he is strolling through the wreckage. What elevates Teflon Don from a mixtape-quality burner to a classic is its range. For every street anthem, there is a tender, bizarrely romantic moment. "Aston Martin Music" (featuring Drake and Chrisette Michele) is the album’s crown jewel. Produced by J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League, it flips a sample of "Do It to Me" by Slow Motion. Ross’s verse about a "redbone with a nice smile" is standard fare, but it is Drake’s verse—floating, melancholic, and auto-crooned—that turns the song into a time capsule of early-2010s decadence. Driving a luxury car at night with the top down became a universal fantasy for a generation.
In the pantheon of hip-hop “what ifs,” few are as fascinating as the second act of Rick Ross. When the former correctional officer from Carol City, Florida, born William Leonard Roberts II, burst onto the scene in 2006 with Port of Miami , he was met with a mix of gravitational bass and skeptical side-eyes. The persona—a coke-crooning don, a purveyor of奢华 (luxury) and Maybach music—felt borrowed, almost theatrical. But by 2010, the script had flipped. The skepticism didn't disappear; it was simply drowned out by undeniable, monumental music.
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I think that Burma may hold the distinction of “most massive overhaul in driving infrastructure” thanks, some surmise, to some astrologic advice (move to the right) given to the dictator in control in 1970. I’m sure it was not nearly as orderly as Sweden – there are still public buses imported from Japan that dump passengers out into the drive lanes.
What, no mention of Nana San Maru?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/730_(transport)
tl;dr: Okinawa was occupied by the US after WW2, so it switched to right-hand drive. When the US handed Okinawa back over in the 70s, Okinawa reverted to left-hand drive.
Used Japanese cars built to drive on the Left side of the road, are shipped to Bolivia where they go through the steering-wheel switch to hide among the cars built for Right hand-side driving.
http://www.la-razon.com/index.php?_url=/economia/DS-impidio-chutos-ingresen-Bolivia_0_1407459270.html
These cars have the nickname “chutos” which means “cheap” or “of bad quality”. They’re popular mainly for their price point vs. a new car and are often used as Taxis. You may recognize a “chuto” next time you take a taxi in La Paz and sit next to the driver, where you may find a rare panel without a glove comparment… now THAT’S a chuto “chuto” ;-)
What a clever conversion. The use of music to spread the message reminds me of Australia’s own song to inform people of the change of currency from British pound to the Australian dollar. Of course, the Swedish song is a million times catchier then ours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxExwuAhla0
Did the switch take place at 4:30 in the morning? Really? The picture from Kungsgatan lets me think that must have been in the afternoon.
Many of the assertions in this piece seem to likely to be from single sources and at best only part of the picture. Sweden’s car manufacturers made cars to be driven on the right, while the country drove on the left. Really? In the UK Volvos and Saabs – Swedish makes – have been very common for a very long time, well before 1967. Is it not possible that they were made both right and left hand drive? Like, well, just about every car model mass produced in Europe and Japan, ever. Sweden changed because of all the car accidents Swedish drivers had when driving overseas. Really? So there’s a terrible accident rate amongst Brits driving in Europe and amongst lorries driven by Europeans in the UK? Really? Have you ever driven a car on the “wrong” side of the road? (Actually gave you ever been outside of the USA might be a better question). It really ain’t that hard. Hmmm. Dubious and a bit weak.