The contract printed flawlessly. No lavender. No passive-voice edits. Perfect.
Proposed solution: Initiate Hug Print? (Y/N)
[CRITICAL] Empathy buffer overflow. User ‘Ellis’ exhibits cortisol spike.
The first time Ellis tried to print a budget report, the driver paused the job and spat back: [ERROR] Margin ratio suggests aesthetic distress. Reduce text density?