Buster stands up. Nothing happened. He trots toward a bush.
Did you just… hide to poop? I’m picking it up anyway, dude. Pooping Dog Script
Buster runs off with the leash. Jamie stumbles after. Buster stands up
Buster emerges, tail high, looking proud. He does a little zoomie. then squats slightly—then stops. Resumes sniffing.
Oh no. No, no. You had the perfect squat. Why did you abort?
Buster ignores Jamie completely. He sniffs in a tight circle, then squats slightly—then stops. Resumes sniffing.