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CUT TO: Title card. “SHREK: FAR FAR AWAY FROM HOME.” Kicking off with a cover of “Should I Stay or Should I Go” — but played entirely on washboard, donkey bray, and lute.

FADE IN on the swamp. It’s cleaner than ever. Little welcome mats are out. Fionas in a rocking chair, reading a book by ogre-light. Three teenage ogre children — FERGUS, FARKLE, and FELICIA — scroll on something that looks like a magical glowing stone tablet (“CackleChat”). new shrek.movie

Donkey bursts through the reeds on a rusty, creaking cart pulled by two very unenthusiastic pigeons. CUT TO: Title card

Mm-hmm. Anyway — Puss found a map. In a bottle. In the stomach of a whale. Classic Tuesday. one knee pops.)

(He stands, groans audibly, one knee pops.)