Don Ramón handed Pepito a worn-out whoopee cushion. “This is the Cushion of Truth. To re-trap the Snortlepig, you must prank it back to sleep using the Three Rules of Prank-Fu.”
It rolled back under the fountain, snoring softly, a smile on its ugly face. The mayor declared Pepito “Official Town Prankster, Level Two.” Señora Gonzalo started telling jokes in math class (they were terrible, but everyone laughed anyway). Don Ramón gave Pepito his iguana, Chaos, as a sidekick. Naughty Adventures Of Pepito Book 2
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Adventurous kids and forgiving grown-ups. Chapter 1: The Legend of the Squeaky Mushroom Pepito was not a bad boy. This is important to understand. He did not steal cookies from nuns or push goats off cliffs. Pepito was simply… inventive . And his inventions often made adults use a very specific voice—the one that sounds like a teakettle about to whistle. Don Ramón handed Pepito a worn-out whoopee cushion
Pepito grinned. That night, he collected fifty squeaky mushrooms. He stayed up late, sewing them into the seat of every chair in the town’s main plaza. The mayor’s throne-like chair. The priest’s folding chair. The grumpy baker’s wooden stool. The mayor declared Pepito “Official Town Prankster, Level
One afternoon, Pepito’s best friend, Lola, found him behind the school’s avocado tree, staring at a mushroom.