Mommy

But we must end with the woman herself.

To be “Mommy” is to be the anchor of the universe for a tiny, chaotic human. It is the hardest job. It is the loneliest isolation. And sometimes, late at night, when the house is finally quiet, she whispers her own name to remember who she was before. You might be 40 years old. You might be a CEO. You might be a soldier. But if you are lucky enough to still have her, and you are sick enough, or scared enough, or drunk enough, the most natural word in the world will still fall out of your mouth: But we must end with the woman herself

This is a horny, ironic, post-ironic joke. It applies the childhood term to adult celebrities—usually tall, dominant women (like actress Kathryn Hahn or wrestler Rhea Ripley). The implication is a desire to be “disciplined” or “taken care of” by a powerful female figure. It is the loneliest isolation

The word “Mommy” is the last ghost of childhood. It is the name we call when we want to be small and safe again. But for the woman hearing it, it is often the name she loses herself inside. You might be a CEO