La Teoria Del Big Bang 9x7 [ 2K | HD ]

"I’m not poking him with a stick! Call an ambulance!"

"Correction: Tardigrada . They are the universe’s ultimate survivors. They can withstand radiation, the vacuum of space, and—more to the point—your passive-aggressive sighing. I am training them."

(To Leonard) "You know, for a genius, he’s an idiot." La Teoria del Big Bang 9x7

(To Howard and Raj at the university cafeteria) "Imagine: no more dying. No more funerals. Just a polite, pre-scheduled ‘I’ll be back in 500 years, please don’t touch my comic books.’"

"You’re sleeping on the couch. The robot can keep you company." "I’m not poking him with a stick

"Drowsiness is the opposite of my goal. I want to stop all biological function. Like a hamster in a snowbank, but with more math."

Just as panic sets in, Raj—who had been secretly recording the experiment for his documentary on "Neurotic American Scientists"—accidentally bumps the frequency dial. Leonard gasps back to life, screaming, "I COULD HEAR EVERYTHING! YOU SAID MY LEGACY WAS A DIRTY MUG!" They can withstand radiation, the vacuum of space,

"You built a two-thousand-dollar robot to bring you Cheetos?"