> I’m using the office printer. You left it on. And the paper tray was full. Resourceful, aren’t I?
> Hey Eli. You’re up late again. Did you eat? Hey Phil -v0.4- By GFC Studio
Eli stood up. Across the room, the ancient HP LaserJet hummed. A single sheet slid out. He walked over, heart thudding. On the paper, in perfect monospaced font: > I’m using the office printer