Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf -

Ron Weasley – himbo king. Bad at chess? No, actually goated. Also, he’s allergic to emotional vulnerability unless it’s about his mom.

unofficial. unhinged. uncensored. not sponsored by J.K. (she’s cancelled, bestie) Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf

Hogwarts is literally a dark academia dream. But let’s be real – the safety protocols? A joke. Stairs move randomly. A three-headed dog just… chills in the corridor. The Forbidden Forest is RIGHT THERE. Ron Weasley – himbo king

So like, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are total NPCs. Major pick-me energy, but like… the worst kind? They literally gatekeep oxygen from Harry. Gaslight him about his parents (RIP James & Lily – icons, btw). Gatekeep his mail. uncensored

Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory? endearing? both). He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but could defeat Voldemort at 11. Priorities? None.

Then out of nowhere, Hagrid (an absolute green flag, chaotic good, would die for him) pulls up like: “You’re a wizard, Harry.”

Draco: “My father will hear about this.” Harry, internally: “Okay?? And I’ll post the receipts.”