11:49 AM That’s not me posting. I don’t remember the last three hours. Someone help.
9:45 AM BREAKING: A suspicious Drive link is circulating. Users who click report seeing old journal entries, handwritten in black ink, and… one page that just says “Riddle.” Mods are deleting as fast as they can. ACT II: THE VIRAL THREAD
10:11 AM Lockhart’s “advice” is trending under #FraudWatch. Meanwhile, Harry’s Parseltongue is trending under #HeirOrHero. This is mental.
9:17 AM Replying to @ColinCreeveyHP Wouldn’t you like to know, Mudblood. Some things are better left buried. Unlike your social credit score after I report this thread. 🐍
Oct 31, 1992 – 9:14 AM Just joined the Gryffindor common room Discord. Why is everyone talking about a “Chamber of Secrets”? Is that like a secret level in a video game? #NewHere #MuggleBorn
10:13 AM I didn’t ask to speak snake. I didn’t ask for any of this. And I definitely didn’t leak the Drive. But I’m going down to that Chamber. Follow my finsta for updates. ACT III: THE CONFRONTATION (LIVE-TWEETED)
