“In a world…”
(Cut to a raptor learning to use a turn signal — incorrectly. It just claws the light off.)
“Tip your valet. Or else.”
“Sir, this is a no-idling zone. Also? I’m going to eat your clipboard.”
(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.)
JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear.