Frivolous Dressorder The Commute File

So I started small. A hat shaped like a pineapple. A scarf woven from old cassette tape. Then, last Monday, I committed the sin of all sins: I wore a full-body sequined jumpsuit the color of a fire alarm, boarded the 7:15 express, and sat directly across from Marshall P. Grimes, Vice President of Compliance.

Section 4, Subsection C, Paragraph 12: “Garments or accessories worn during the act of commuting, and removed prior to badge swiping, shall not be subject to review.” Frivolous Dressorder The Commute

After a long moment, the light turned green. So I started small

The bubble popped on his tie.

It was confused. Then curious. Then—almost—happy. boarded the 7:15 express