"Fruit doesn't scream, Cam."
Alex looked up. "Statistically, vampires aren't sexy. They're corpses with anemia." Familia Moderna 1x15
Cameron sighed. "Well. This is romantic." "Fruit doesn't scream, Cam
Back at the Dunphy house, the "Sensual Sky Lounge" had malfunctioned. The fog machine wouldn't turn off, and the attic looked like a cloud had a seizure. Claire, coughing, finally sat on the inflatable heart chair. It popped instantly, dumping her onto a box of old tax returns. "Fruit doesn't scream
"I'm a sexy vampire," Luke replied. "Duh."
Jay, tying his tie in the mirror, grunted. "Good. Saved me ten bucks on a limo. We're going to a steakhouse. Just us. No teenage moping allowed."