Milton doesn’t care about the apocalypse. He cares about a shotgun and a very specific itinerary.
There are Nicolas Cage movies, and then there are Nicolas Cage movies . You know the difference. One is Leaving Las Vegas (artsy, sad, Oscar-worthy). The other is Drive Angry (loud, horny, shot out of a cannon wrapped in flames).
Have you seen this beautiful disaster? Do you think The Accountant deserved his own spin-off? Sound off in the comments below.
Turn off your phone. Turn up the volume. And remember: "If you're gonna ride, ride in style."
If you have somehow missed this 3D grindhouse gem from 2011, let me paint you a picture: Nicolas Cage, wearing the greatest leather coat in cinematic history, has escaped from Hell. He is not here to negotiate. He is not here to find inner peace. He is here to steal a muscle car and kill every single member of a Satanic cult to save his infant granddaughter from being sacrificed.
If you go into this looking for nuanced drama, you will hate it. But if you want to turn your brain off, crack open a beer, and watch the King of Weird Cinema drive a hot rod through hellfire while a demonic accountant does Sudoku puzzles in the backseat?