But a second, unauthorized subtitle flashed for exactly 0.3 seconds:

Britta Perry sighed. The subtitle beneath her eye-roll read: [Britta sighs politically]. Then it corrected itself: [Britta sighs in a way that is technically correct but also annoying].

The official caption read: [Sentimental piano music swells].

By mid-season, something was wrong with the subtitle file. It wasn’t just describing dialogue anymore. It was judging .