If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to rule the streets with a shopping cart, a dirty pigeon friend, and absolutely zero responsibilities, the latest update to Bum Simulator is here to answer that question in gloriously ridiculous detail.
If you’ve ever wanted to be the hobo king of a virtual city—with pigeon sidekicks and a two-liter of questionable soda—this is your moment.
8/10 empty bottles. Ragdoll physics rating: Pigeon-approved. Stay scrappy, stay filthy, and remember: one person’s trash is another player’s legendary loot.