“Your Honor,” Peg began, “the motorcycle in question was purchased with funds stolen from my mother’s nursing home fund. I have bank statements, a sworn affidavit from a psychic who saw the whole thing, and a photograph of the defendant wearing a T-shirt that says ‘I ❤️ Fraud.’ The shirt is arguably the strongest evidence.”
The last time Peg Dahl felt truly alive, she was holding a counterfeit parking ticket and a straight face. buffaloed 2019
The judge pinched the bridge of her nose. “Ms. Dahl. You glued a lego to the gas pedal of his other car.” “Your Honor,” Peg began, “the motorcycle in question
The first call came within an hour. A landlord whose tenant had vanished with six months’ rent and the building’s copper piping. Peg took the case for fifty percent. By Friday, she had the money, the piping, and a signed confession that the tenant had also stolen a snowplow. She sold the plow back to the city for twice its value. A landlord whose tenant had vanished with six
Griswold shook his head. “You got buffaloed, kid.”
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