Brutalmaster - Dirty Chai Cutting Board Of | Pain...

You think you know pain? You’ve never met the BrutalMaster .

Washing is forbidden. Sanitizing is for the weak. This board cleanses you — through friction, through filth, through the slow realization that you’ll never slice anything pretty again. BrutalMaster - Dirty Chai Cutting Board of Pain...

This isn’t your hipster’s bamboo tickler. This is the — a slab of reclaimed railway sleeper wood, stained with ten years of spiced tea, turmeric rage, and the ghost of a thousand crushed cardamom pods. You think you know pain

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