(Subtract half a star only because the Juan subplot—drinking, whoring, being dull—feels like filler.)
His solution is Borgia elegance: he baptizes Djem in a private ceremony... with water, not oil. The sacrament is invalid. Djem realizes he has been used as a prop. His rage is silent. He looks at Rodrigo and whispers: “You will die surrounded by the corpses of your children.” borgia 1x03
The episode opens not in Vatican splendor, but in the muddy streets of Rome. A leper approaches the Vatican gates. While guards recoil, Cardinal Borgia (now Pope Alexander VI, played with reptilian weariness by John Doman) dismounts and kisses the man’s stumps. It is a calculated act of humilitas . The camera lingers on Cesare’s face—fascinated, disgusted, learning. This is power as performance. Act One: The Viper’s Nest The New Pope, The Old Problems Rodrigo has been Pope for three weeks. The Vatican is bankrupt. The College of Cardinals, led by the venomous Giuliano della Rovere (Colm Feore, chewing marble), refuses to fund his crusade against the Ottoman Turks. Della Rovere’s logic is icy: “You bought the chair, Alexander. Now sit in it and starve.” (Subtract half a star only because the Juan
Parallel to the political plot, Lucrezia (Isolda Dychauk, preternaturally still) is being groomed. Her mother, the ruthless Vanozza (Assumpta Serna), forces her to spy on a Spanish diplomat. Lucrezia fumbles the seduction—she is fifteen, terrified, and recoils from the man’s touch. Vanozza slaps her. “Your body is not yours. It is the family’s bank.” It is a chilling thesis statement for the entire series. Lucrezia’s eyes go dead. We are watching a victim learn to become a predator. Act Three: The Pope’s Daughter The Ritual of Humiliation Della Rovere, seeking to destabilize Alexander, secretly offers Djem safe passage to Naples. Djem refuses. In a stunning sequence, Djem kneels before Rodrigo and asks to be baptized. Rodrigo, sweating, knows this is a trap. Baptizing a Muslim prince will enrage the Ottomans (and lose the 40,000 ducats). Refusing will make him look faithless. Djem realizes he has been used as a prop
Moral clarity, happy endings, or characters who bathe regularly. Next episode preview: 1x04 – “The Confession” — Lucrezia makes her first true friend. Rodrigo makes his first true enemy. And Cesare discovers that poison is quieter than the sword.