Animaniacs- Wakko-s Wish Guide

"And that means? Unpredictable, slightly unhygienic, but full of heart?"

"Good evening, folks! Or morning. Or whatever time zone you’re crying in. Tonight’s special episode is brought to you by the letter ‘W’ — for Wakko, wishes, and ‘We really hope this doesn’t bomb.’ You see, our beloved little brother with the bottomless stomach and the red cap of mystery has never asked for much… until now." Animaniacs- Wakko-s Wish

A shooting star zips across the sky. Wakko closes his eyes, pulls his cap down tight, and whispers: "And that means

"Kid, we may not have a mom and dad in the traditional sense. But we’ve got us . And we’ve got a whole lot of lunatics who’d drop an anvil on anyone who hurt you." RESOLUTION — BACK ON THE WATER TOWER Or whatever time zone you’re crying in

"Okay. Maybe wishes don’t come true the way you expect. Maybe they come true… the Animaniacs way."

(wiping a tear): "Dang it, Wakko. You made me smudge my eyeliner."