"Masterji, main pahunch gaya. Sab taiyyar hai." (Masterji, I’ve arrived. Everything is ready.)
(snaps fingers): "Teja. Teja. Teja. Kaun hai Teja? Main hoon Teja. Ab sugar dega, warna mera ‘cutting’ teri chaai nahi — teri ungli ki hogi." (Teja. Teja. Teja. Who is Teja? I am Teja. Now give the sugar, or my ‘cutting’ won’t be for your tea — it’ll be for your finger.) [SCENE: ROBERT (SHAKTI KAPOOR) REPORTING TO TEJA.]
"Free mein nahi milega." (You won’t get it for free.)
"Toh pachees aadmi ka kya karunga? Chaar kaafi hain. Chaar aur ek main — paanch. Paanch bandar ka plan samajh." (What will I do with twenty-five men? Four are enough. Four plus me — five. Think of it as a ‘five monkeys’ plan.)
"Yeh mera idea tha, main hero banunga!" (This was my idea, I’ll be the hero!)
(overlapping, typical subtitle ending): "Yeh picture nahi, revolution hai. Andaz Apna Apna — naam bade, kaam... wahiyaat. Par hasna mat. Kyunki agar yeh nahi hasa toh kuch nahi hasa." (This isn’t a movie, it’s a revolution. Andaz Apna Apna — big name, work... nonsense. But don’t laugh. Because if this doesn’t make you laugh, nothing will.) Would you like a specific scene's subtitle transcription from the actual movie (e.g., the "Crimelab" scene, the "Do Mutthi Chai" scene, or the climax fight)?
