2 Hot Blondes The Lesson John Persons ★ No Survey

Then he danced. Not well. Not gracefully. But freely.

He put the kazoo to his lips and played a wobbly, ridiculous, joyful noise. 2 Hot Blondes The Lesson John Persons

The climax of the lesson came at sunset. They stood on the roof of a parking garage overlooking the city. Saffron handed John a kazoo. Honey held a boombox playing a ridiculous polka. Then he danced

“John Persons,” Saffron said, reading his name off a lanyard. “Your energy is screaming for help.” ” Saffron said

The Blondes had vanished, leaving only a glittery note: “Lesson learned? Good. Now go teach someone else.”

John had never heard of them. He’d only won their seminar ticket in a raffle he entered by accident, thinking it was for a free set of non-stick frying pans.