I don’t know what you just said, but it sounded like jail time.
Girls! Girls! I have brilliant idea. My mother send me secret family recipe—Phở 2000. Very special. Very expensive broth.
(eyes light up) Wait. Han. What if… we sell phở at the cupcake window? Fusion! Pho-cakes! Or… Cup-phở-akes!
Here’s a short story inspired by 2 Broke Girls with a Vietnamese subtitle (Vietsub) twist for Season 3. The Phở Gambit
(looking at napkin) Okay, so if we sell 500 cupcake t-shirts, 200 custom aprons, and one slightly-used hair extension from a Kardashian lookalike… we’ll have exactly $247 for our cupcake window startup.
(gasps) Max, do you know what this means? Vietnamese soup money + cupcake money = faster window!
No, no. You misunderstand. I want YOU to cook phở for me. I pay you $8 an hour plus all the leftover noodles you can fit in your bra.
That’s illegal. And also brilliant. Let’s do it.